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The Numbers of the Beast

Category: Puns, Rated PG-13

We are told in Revelation that the number of the Beast is 666. The original of this list is by Richard Findler, though additions have been added; this is from the groaners listserv.

660 — Approximate number of The Beast

-666: Negative number of the Beast

DCLXVI — Roman numeral of The Beast

666, 1332, 1998 — Years of the Beast

666.0000000000 — Number of the High Precision Beast

0.666 — Number of the MilliBeast

/666 — 66Denominator of the Beast

0.0015015 — Reciprical of the Beast.

1010011010 — Binary number of The Beast

-0.80902 — The Sine of the Beast

443556 — Square of the Beast

25.807 — Square root of the Beast

295408296 — Cube of the Beast

0.58779 ˜- Cosine of the Beast

-1.37638 — Tangent of the Beast

2.8235 — Common Log of the Beast

6.5013 — Natural Log of the Beast

1.7169E28 — Anti-log of the Beast

6.66E2 –Scientific number of the Beast

29A — Hexadecimal number of the Beast

666! — Factorial of the Beast

2, 3, 111 — Factors of the Beast

665.5-666.5 — Range of the Beast

669 — Sexual Position of the Beast

660: Beast rounded down

670: Beast rounded up

6, uh… what was that number again? — Number of the Blonde Beast

1-666 — Area code of The Beast

00666 — Zip code of The Beast

— E-mail address of the beast

— web-page of the Beast

1-900-666-0666 — Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call Now! Only
$6.66/minute. Over 18 only please.

1-888-666-6666: Toll free number of the Beast

$665.95: Retail price of The Beast

$399.96 (net) $359.86 (30 days): Wholesale Price of the Beast

$55.50: Monthly cost of the Beast in twelve easy equal monthly

$699.30: Price of The Beast plus 5% state sales tax

$769.95: Price of The Beast with all accessories and replacement soul

$656.66: WalMart price of The Beast

$646.66: Next week’s WalMart price of The Beast

Phillips 666: Gasoline of The Beast

Route 666: Way of The Beast (Highway to Hell)

666 Minutes: Weekly news program about the Beast

666 F: Oven temperature for roast Beast

66.6 mHz: F. M. station of the Beast

666 kHz: A. M. Station of the Beast

664 & 668: Neighbours of the Beast

666k: Retirement plan of The Beast

666 mg: Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast

6.66%: 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast of Hell National Bank,
$666 minimum deposit.

999: A Beast and a half

Lotus 6-6-6: Spreadsheet of The Beast

Word 6.66: Word Processor of The Beast

i66686: CPU of The Beast

666-I: BMW of The Beast

665.99996973: Intel Pentium number of the Beast

666 Sunset Strip: Old T. V. series about the Beast soon on Nick-At-Nite

DSM-666 (revised): Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of The Beast

66.6: A Mini-Beast

Windows 666: Bill Gates‚ personal Beast

665.9999…: The Beast’s Twin

WD-666: Spray Lubricant of the beast

IAM666: Licence Plate of the beast

333: Half brother of the Beast

Formula 666: All purpose cleaner of the Beast

666-66-6666: Social Security number of the Beast

6666 6666 6666 6666 EXP 6/66: Credit card of the Beast

666 lb CAP: Weight limit of the Beast

666(-1)1/2: Imaginary number of the Beast

6-6-6: Fertilizer of the Beast

6.6.6b6: Version of the Beast

451 ºF.: Temperature of the Beast

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