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The Microphone is On!

Category: P.U.N.Y. listserv, Rated PG

Another from the productive Gary Hallock. This was published on the PUNY listserv.

Yet another gas pipeline explosion brought tragedy recently to a small Texas town. Eager to demonstrate his conservative passion, our ambitious governor, “Dubbya” insisted on making a personal inspection of the large crater created by this eruption. Decrying the deplorable condition of this pipeline as the inevitable result of liberal government policies of the past 8 years, Bush made a passionate plea for all concerned voters to elect him president. Of course the left-leaning news media slanted their coverage and reported on the event with the following headline: “BUSH CRITICIZES MAJOR LEAK GAS HOLE.”

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