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The Immortal Words of Yip Harburg

Category: Poetry, Rated G

In answer to the question, “Should I write a letter to my Congressman?”


Each Congressman has got two ends,
a sitting and a thinking end,
But since his whole success depends upon his seat,
Why bother friend?

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