This recently appeared in the groaners listserv.

A man was strolling along the Beaches area in East Toronto when he
spotted a bottle floating in Lake Ontario. The bottle drifted ashore.

He picked up the bottle and opened it, and out popped a Genie.

“Master, you have released me from my bondage in this bottle, ask any
three wishes and I will grant them to you.”

The man thought for a moment and said, “I would like the following
three things to happen this year — The Toronto Maple Leafs win the
Stanley Cup, the Toronto Blue Jays win the World Series and The
Toronto Raptors win the NBA title.”

The Genie thought about this for a moment and jumped back into the
bottle.