Another submission by Dean Day.

Phineas Findstrom was unsurpassed as an inventor. He was best known for curing warts. His invention completely removed warts when the affected part was paced in the device. It was a wild success, and was named the findstrom to honor its maker. Also attributed to these events was the birthing of a new phrase… “It doesn’t stand the chance of a wart in a findstrom.”