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The Disobedient Rabbit

Category: Rated G

The author of this fluffy tail is unknown.


A woman walks into a vet’s waiting room. She’s dragging a wet rabbit on a leash. The rabbit does not want to be there.

“Sit, Fluffy,” she says.

Fluffy glares at her, and sopping wet, jumps up on another customer’s lap, getting water all over him.

“I said sit, now there’s a good Fluffy,” says the woman, slightly embarrassed. Fluffy, wet already, squats in the middle of the room and urinates.

The woman, mortally embarrassed, shouts, “Damn it, Fluffy, will you be good?!” Fluffy then starts a fight with a Doberman and pursues it out of the office.

As the woman leaves to go after it, she turns to the rest of the flabbergasted customers and says, “Pardon me, I’ve just washed my hare, and can’t do a thing with it!”

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