This is by Jason Dias.

He was digging holes along the fenceline prior to setting up the fence when the pig broke loose from the sty and knocked him down. The pig snorted and snuffled around the man for a few seconds, then ran off into the countryside.

Well, he wasn’t very happy with this state of affairs. He went into the farmhouse, picked up the farmer’s rifle, and shot the farmer dead.

Hours later, after a long and drawn-out police standoff, the local TV station interviewed a witness on camera. The witness said,

“The police are here for this grunted post-hole worker.”