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The Cow, the Ant, and the Old Phart

Category: Rated PG-13, Shaggy Dogs

This was published on the bwjokes2 listserv. I am not completely sure that I understand the joke.


A Cow, an Ant and an Old Phart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them.

The Cow said, “I give 50 liters of milk every day and that’s why I am the greatest!!”

The Ant said “I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that’s why I am the greatest!!”




































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