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The Cow, the Ant, and the Old Fart

Category: Rated PG-13, Short Snorts

This was posted by our rude punster, Myke Cooper.

A cow, an ant and an old fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them.
The cow said, “I give 20 quarts of milk every day and that’s why I am the greatest!”
The ant said, “I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that’s why I am the greatest!”
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