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The Costume Party

Category: Rated G

I received this from Mitch Friedman. The original author is not known.

A man goes to a costume party with a girl on his back.

“What the heck are you?” asked the host.

“I’m a snail,” said the guy.

“But… you have a girl on your back,” replied the host.

“Yeah,” he said, “that’s Michelle!”

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