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The Clowns

Category: Rated G

This tale is by Phil Hudson.

In the big top tent, Coco and Fuzzy were talking about their laundry. After Coco had pressed his new costume and placed it to the side, Fuzzy asked about the colour of the garment.

“Why did you choose a shiny grey coloured costume? Why did you press it so perfectly? I don’t press my costume at all! It doesn’t seem the sort of thing a circus fool would do”, Fuzzy questioned.

“Well, I’ve been listening to the radio, and the guy on the show gave me some advice”, he replied. “Apparently, every clown has a silver ironing.”

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