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The Bra Sale

Category: Rated PG

By Clynch Varnadore and Gary Hallock, via PUNY


There was a sale on bras. I misunderstood when my wife said the bras at the mall were all 75% off. I was ready to GO!

You might think 75% off is a good deal, but the state and local governments get a big cut when you buy more than one of the soft padded type. This is where we get the expression “Getting two downy bra’s tax.”

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