Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots

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The Bowler

Category: Rated G

The author of this interesting variant is unknown.

A bowling team is missing their best bowler, Dee. Her alternate Michele only averages 120 per game. The team is doing very poorly, having lost the first game of the match, when Dee finally shows up. The assistant captain is then bombarded by requests to let to take Michele out and to let Dee bowl, when she yells out, “Do not ask for whom Michelle bowls, she bowls for Dee!”

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  1. hahahahaha very funny

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