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The Bird House

Category: Rated G

This came from Bev McGuire’s Clean Joke-A-Day list. The author is not known.


Leo, our neighbor, came home with a birdhouse one day. I kidded him, asking how many birds cold afford accommodations in our suburban neighborhood.

“Leave that to me,” Leo replied. Soon that birdhouse was dangling from a tree with a neat sign that read:

“Room for wren — cheep.”

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