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The Benefits of Living in Arizona

Category: Rated G, Shaggy Puppy

This version of a nice old tale comes to us from Sonya Schali.


At the urging of his doctor, John moved to Arizona.

After settling in, he met a neighbor who was also an older man.

“Say, my doctor recommended I move here for my health. Is this really a good place to live?”

“It sure is,” the man replied. “When I first arrived here I couldn’t say one word. I had hardly any hair on my head. I didn’t have the strength to walk across a room and I had to be lifted out of bed.”

“That’s wonderful!” said John. “How long have you been here?”

“Since birth.”

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