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The Bear

Category: Rated G

Pun Mistress Ms.Scarlett is back with this original.


George and Paul were walking through the woods, one day, discussing poker games they had played against gambling members of the bear family. Paul was famous for stand-offs against black bears at 5 card stud. George was famous for games of black jack he’d played against brown bears. Neither of them could claim sovereignty in poker over the great grizzly. Finally, George decided that the only way he could win was to cheat. Paul offered to help him scam the great grizzly, but George refused, arguing, “This is my bear to cross.”

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