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The Barber

Category: Rated G

This is from Stan Kegel. The author is not known.


Abe Cohen was a very successful barber whose tonsorial shop happened to be located next store to a bowling alley. Cohen became enamoured with the sport and was determined to get his score over 200 so he began spending more time bowling than barbering. He had started a game with 6 consecutive strikes one afternoon when the political boss of the county tracked him down and demanded an immediate shave. Cohen indignantly pushed him aside, declaring firmly, “A bowling Cohen lathers no boss.”

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