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The Audition

Category: Puns, Rated G

By Bob Dvorak


Sharon was shaking. It was the morning of her audition. Hanging in the balance was the possibility of four years studying performance piano at a premier music institution.

No matter how hard she’d practiced, however, nothing in her experience had prepared her for the critique that she expected.

What to do? She decided to play extremely quietly — if the committee couldn’t hear very well, there was less to criticize, right?

“OK, Sharon,” she told herself. “Let’s go — time to efface the music.”

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