Thanksgiving Pun

A seasonal offering from Jonathan Gordon.

It was the day after Thanksgiving, and two brothers made their way to the fridge to make the traditional post-holiday leftover sandwich. They grabbed the bread, the tomato, the lettuce, the bacon, the mayo and started assembling their lunch. Unfortunately, there wasn’t enough white meat to go around, and the two brothers began to fight. One brother then grabbed a drumstick from the bird and began hitting his brother over the head with it. At this point, the father rushed in, broke up the fight, and demanded of the two boys, “What were you thinking?”

The one brother holding the drumstick looked at his father sheepishly and said, “I just wanted a turkey club.”

Now, that wasn’t strictly how it happened. In reality, the first son wanted to join one of those highly-exclusive organizations, one that met in a posh deli named after Thanksgiving. Well, he was rejected because he didn’t fit the membership criteria. It was a Turkey Club.


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