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In Defense of Shaggy Dog Stories
From Whence the Nomenclature Shaggy Dog
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This is by Gary Hallock who flashes these things off like a sparkler.
There is a theme song for a gathering of those heavily chisled, macho military types who like to dress in camouflage, but still wear undershirts as their upper garments:
“Some Wear Over Tee Rambo.”
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