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Tarzan and Jane

Category: Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Puns, Rated G

This was posted on the groaners listserv. The author is not known.

Late one afternoon Tarzan comes swinging through the trees into his treehouse and says “Jane, quickly a martini. Make it a double.” He drains it in a single swallow and says “Another double!” This he also drains immediately.

Jane asks, “What’s the trouble?”

Tarzan shakes his head and says, “It’s a jungle out there!”

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