From William Brabant; this was posted by Stan Kegel on the shaggy dog listserv.
If you didn’t see this on the Tonight show, I hope you’re sitting down when you read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or not! We have all had bad dates…. but this takes the cake. This just tells you how tough it is to be single nowadays.
This was on the “Tonight Show” with Jay Leno. Jay went into the … Read the rest...
http://shaggy-dogs.briancombs.net/an-embarrassing-date/
This is from William Brabant . It was published on the groaners listserv. The author is unknown.
A man whose wife had just given birth to their first child was visiting the hospital nursery to see his new son. As the proud father was admiring his handsome baby through the glass partition, he could not help but notice that the baby in the next bassinet seemed frail and sickly looking by comparison.
Just then a nurse went walking by and … Read the rest...
http://shaggy-dogs.briancombs.net/the-neonate/