This was posted by Trevor Gale in alt.humor.puns. The author is unknown.
Someone told me when driving that I was driving sort of sheepish.
I asked why, and he asked, “Would you run a red light?”
“Yep, if I had to, ” I replied.
He asked, “And would you make a U-turn in the middle of the highway?”
So I told him, “If I was a ram, I’d make a ewe turn anywhere!”… Read the rest...