Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots

The Web's Original Shaggy Dog Story Archive

Tom Vickery


  • Men Have Better Friends (filed in Rated PG on October 12, 2013)
  • Now that I’m Older… (filed in Current Events, Lists, Rated G on December 20, 2012)
  • Golf is Good for Italian Men (filed in Rated PG, Shaggy Puppy on July 19, 2012)
  • It’s a Mythunderstanding (filed in Picture Pun, Politically Incorrect, Rated G on March 13, 2012)
  • Ya Gotta Trust Your Husband! (filed in Rated PG, Shaggy Puppy on February 8, 2012)
  • How to get to Heaven from Ireland (filed in Puns, Rated PG, Shaggy Puppy on January 14, 2012)
  • What Was That Word? (filed in Puns, Rated PG-13 on November 11, 2011)
  • The Evolution in Teaching Math Since the 1950s (filed in Current Events, Politically Incorrect, Rated G on October 26, 2011)
  • Should You Remarry After a Spouse’s Death? (filed in Rated PG, Shaggy Puppy on November 30, 2010)
  • Crabs (filed in Puns, Rated PG-13 on May 15, 2010)
  • North Carolina Good Ole Boy (filed in Politically Incorrect, Puns on April 25, 2010)
  • UPS Airlines (filed in Puns, Rated G on )
  • Murphy’s Lesser Known Dictums… (filed in Rated G on )
  • Airport Security Solution (filed in Politically Incorrect on )
  • Glorious ‘Highlights’ of the English Language… (filed in Politically Incorrect, Puns, Rated PG on April 23, 2010)
  • California Locals and the Oakland Raiders — How They Really Feel (filed in Puns, Rated G on )
  • Code Cracked (filed in Rated PG on April 18, 2010)
  • Cussing at Work (filed in Adult Theme, Puns on )
  • For Golfers Only (filed in Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on )
  • Grandpa (filed in Puns, Rated G on April 16, 2010)
  • Irish Bean Soup (filed in Puns, Rated PG-13 on April 9, 2010)
  • The Perfect Man (filed in Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on )
  • Tools and Their Real Uses (filed in Puns, Rated PG on April 5, 2010)
  • Upgrading to Husband 1.0: Tech Support (filed in Rated PG-13 on )
  • Humor for Lexophiles (Word Lovers) (filed in Puns, Rated G on April 4, 2010)
    • Welcome to the new home of Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots. At least 3057 horrible puns, shaggy dogs, groaners, and feghoots. And a couple of good ones.

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      From Whence the Nomenclature Shaggy Dog

      Note: Some of these entries can be a bit on the racy side. And some should probably not be read by the more easily offended. All such posts are tagged "Adult Theme", "Politically Incorrect", or "PG-13" as appropriate.

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