From TJ and Ms. Scarlett. The author is not known.
Bob was excited about his new rifle and decided to go bear hunting. He spotted a small brown bear and shot it. As he bent over to start cleaning it, there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to see a big black bear.
The black bear said, “That was my cousin and you’ve got two choices… Either I maul you to death or we have sex.” After … Read the rest...
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This came from TJ McFarland via Ms. Scarlett Herzele. I think it is a very old story. The author is unknown.
A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation was sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon, the church was empty except for one elderly gentleman who … Read the rest...
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