Nozz (AKA Tim Williams) posted this variant on a theme on alt.callahans. The author is unknown. The earliest version I found on the internet was as a “knock knock” joke.

And now for a short love story…

I used to know two hens named Tina and Marge and we had a lot of fun together. But, when I met my true love, Martha, I called them up on the phone and said, “I’ve met the love of my life. I … Read the rest...