This tale is by Gary Hallock. I am so pleased to see him back creating groaners.

While sorting and counting the money from the church’s collection plate, the new deacon noticed that many of the bills were sticking together. At first he thought some careless child with dirty fingers had inadvertently polluted the currency with the sticky residue of a sweet snack. Oddly enough there wasn’t really anything obviously sticky. Many of the dollars were merely clinging together tightly as … Read the rest...