I received this from Seth Cohen. The author is unknown.
Has anyone else noticed the English chauvinism in the novel Dracula? Count Dracula and his Transylvanian wives are all portrayed as evil bloodsuckers, but the young English lady the Count transforms into one of the undead is depicted as a pitiable victim and not wicked, though she is preying on innocent young children.
This is because, in Victorian literary tradition, the sin never sets on the British vampire.… Read the rest...
http://shaggy-dogs.briancombs.net/crossing-the-vampire-tale-three/
This appears to have been originally sent by Ian Davidson. It was sent to me by Seth Cohen who thought it fit my requirements.
A grandmother was surprised by her 7 year old grandson one morning. He had made her coffee!
She drank what was the worst cup of coffee in her life. When she got to the bottom, there were three of those little green army men in her cup. Puzzled, she asked “Honey, what are the army men … Read the rest...
http://shaggy-dogs.briancombs.net/juan-valdez-perhaps/
This was submitted by Seth Cohen, a student at one of the *other* colleges of Pharmacy.
The Local AM Radio station here ran a story this morning about a research project that is involved in feeding Prozac to clams.
I called the station to ask where this study was being conducted, and they said it’s in Gettysburg, PA.
I then said to the DJ, “I didn’t know Prozac was a mussel relaxant.”
I heard him sputter coffee right before he … Read the rest...
http://shaggy-dogs.briancombs.net/sea-food-joke-tell-food-joke/