Ross Presser sent this to us with the comment, “I can’t believe that this one is not only not on your site, but also NOWHERE ON THE INTERNET. I’ve been telling it for about 15-20 years; as best I can remember, I got it from a discussion board at college in the 80s.”

There once was a sorcerer’s apprentice, who had studied and toiled for many years in the service of his master, and was nearing the time when he … Read the rest...