Various versions of this tale are bouncing around the internet. This one was posted by Robert Kemp on the groaners listserv. The author is not known.

The Englishman’s, Irishman’s and Scotsman’s wives go shopping one day to a big department store. While they are there a fire breaks out. Everyone in the store is killed, including the three women.

Their husbands are summoned to the local police station where a policewoman breaks the news to them: “I’m afraid sirs, that … Read the rest...