his is from Robert J. Throckmorton who says it is an original dated about 1984.

Lawrence Spring, the eminent musicologist, retired and moved to Las Vegas, Nevada. One night, he was unable to fall asleep, so decided to play his Stravinsky records. At 2:00 AM, he turned on his sophisticated electronic players and set them to full volume and his Stravinsky concert began. The concert not only shook his house but awakened all the sleepers within a mile radius of … Read the rest...