All posts tagged Randy Martens

The Farmer & the Cow

I found this on alt.callahans as posted by Randy Martens.

Randy, smiling mischeiviously, sits down by the fire and begins to spin a tale:

You see, the place where I grew up in Central New York State was serious farming country — apple, dairy, and other fruits such as berries were the biggest items.

Well, there was one farmer, name of Mayne, who consistently won the state prizes for the best milk and milk products. He was quite sucessful financially, … Read the rest...