Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots

The Web's Original Shaggy Dog Story Archive


  • Standard Email Disclaimer (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on March 30, 2010)
  • Noah in 2008 (filed in Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on )
  • Iowa Caucuses (filed in Adult Theme, P.U.N.Y. listserv, Pun Cascade, Puns on March 27, 2010)
  • The Blame Game (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Rated G on )
  • Reagan’s Last Words (filed in Rated G on August 5, 2007)
  • Clinton’s Rejected Intern (filed in Adult Theme on )
  • To The Memory of Johnny Carson (filed in Rated PG, Short Snorts on May 5, 2007)
  • Presidential Meetings (filed in Rated G on )
  • The Dangers Of Thinking (filed in Rated G on )
  • California — 156 Years Ago (filed in Rated PG on )
  • Cheney’s Target (filed in Adult Theme, Gaggle of Groaners listserv on July 7, 2006)
  • Why We Have an Oil Shortage (filed in Rated G on )
  • The IRS Audit (filed in Adult Theme on )
  • Air Force One (filed in Rated G on )
  • New Living Will Form (filed in Rated G on )
  • Post Turtle — Texas Philosophy (filed in Rated PG-13 on )
  • The Retirement Party (filed in Adult Theme on )
  • The Gold Toilet (filed in Rated PG-13 on )
  • How to Have Safe Airlines (filed in Rated PG-13 on )
  • Story Time (filed in Rated G on July 2, 2006)
  • George W. Bush’s Position on Roe vs. Wade (filed in Rated G on )
  • Trance in Psychiatric Care (filed in Rated G on January 16, 2006)
  • British Hospitality (filed in Rated PG-13, Shaggy Puppy on November 6, 2005)
  • Know Your State Motto (filed in Politically Incorrect on )
  • “R”s Are Our Art — Bob Dvorak’s 2004 Punoff Entry (filed in Gatling Puns, Rated G on August 20, 2005)
    • Welcome to the new home of Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots. At least 3057 horrible puns, shaggy dogs, groaners, and feghoots. And a couple of good ones.

      In Defense of Shaggy Dog Stories

      From Whence the Nomenclature Shaggy Dog

      Note: Some of these entries can be a bit on the racy side. And some should probably not be read by the more easily offended. All such posts are tagged "Adult Theme", "Politically Incorrect", or "PG-13" as appropriate.

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