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The New Congregant

The original is from Phill Rock on the groaners listserv. Several folks provided addendums to this tale

A man enters the confessional and says to the Irish Priest, “Father, it has been one month since my last confession. I have had sex with Fannie Green every week for the last month.”

The priest tells the sinner, “You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary’s.”

Soon, another man enters the confessional. “Father, it has been two months since my … Read the rest...