This was Posted by Noel Lynn on alt.callahans.
Noel gets an evil gleam in her eye and stands as tall as her 5’2″ would allow. She drawls, “After Jake’s guitar, Lady MacBeth, was killed in a nuclear blast, he was instrumentless for some time. Well, I happen to know of a company (called the Hand Guitar Corporation) that makes custom guitars. I put Jake in touch with them and they agreed to make another for him.
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