This was posted by our rude punster, Myke Cooper.
A cow, an ant and an old fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them.
The cow said, “I give 20 quarts of milk every day and that’s why I am the greatest!”
The ant said, “I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that’s why I am the greatest!”
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This was sent to the groaners listserv by Myke Ashley-Cooper. Many are old jokes under a new guise. The author is unknown.
… Read the rest...PRANCES WITH WOLVES
JEREMIAH’S JOHNSON
THE PLEASURE OF THE SIERRA PADRE
BUTCH ASSIDY AND THE BUNDANCE KID
PAINT YOUR WANGON
HOW THE WEST WAS HUNG
THE WILD BRUNCH
HE WORE A YELLOW RIBBON
THE LEGEND OF THE LONG RANGER
DOC’S HOLIDAY WITH BILLY THE KID
VERY RAW HIDE
LONESOME DOUG
THE HOARSE SOLDIERS
DESTRY RIDES AGAIN… AND AGAIN
http://shaggy-dogs.briancombs.net/rejected-titles-for-brokeback-mountain/
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This morning’s offering:
Abstinence makes Michael Jackson grow fondler.… Read the rest...
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