Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots

The Web's Original Shaggy Dog Story Archive

Mitch Friedman


  • Equivalents — For All You Thinkers (filed in Lists, Puns, Rated G on May 8, 2013)
  • Shoes for That Special Evening on an Italian Cruise (filed in Picture Pun, Puns, Rated G on February 29, 2012)
  • A Recent Lamented Demise (filed in Puns, Rated G on January 13, 2011)
  • World’s Shortest Fairy Tale (filed in Adult Theme on November 6, 2005)
  • Canine Consorts (filed in Rated G on August 20, 2005)
  • Simple Home Remedies (filed in Rated G on July 18, 2005)
  • A Dear Abby Question (filed in Adult Theme, Shaggy Puppy on )
  • Newspapers (filed in Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on May 22, 2004)
  • Modern Treatment (filed in Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on November 9, 2003)
  • Elderly Marriage (filed in Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on October 19, 2003)
  • Shaggy Sheep Tale (filed in Rated PG on August 1, 2003)
  • The Costume Party (filed in Rated G on June 9, 2001)
  • Hard Choice (filed in Adult Theme, Shaggy Puppy on March 17, 2001)
  • Four Marriages (filed in Rated G on November 16, 2000)
  • Out for a Beer (filed in Adult Theme, Shaggy Dogs on November 12, 2000)
  • An Elephant Never…. (filed in Rated G on November 6, 2000)
  • Moles at the I-Hop (filed in Rated PG on October 29, 2000)
  • Love Potion No. Nine (filed in Rated G on January 17, 2000)
  • Alternatives (filed in Rated G on December 14, 1998)
  • Las Vegas Ethnic (filed in Politically Incorrect on December 8, 1996)
    • Welcome to the new home of Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots. At least 3056 horrible puns, shaggy dogs, groaners, and feghoots. And a couple of good ones.

      In Defense of Shaggy Dog Stories

      From Whence the Nomenclature Shaggy Dog

      Note: Some of these entries can be a bit on the racy side. And some should probably not be read by the more easily offended. All such posts are tagged "Adult Theme", "Politically Incorrect", or "PG-13" as appropriate.

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