Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots

The Web's Original Shaggy Dog Story Archive

Mike Franklin


  • I stole a kilt and had to plaid guilty… (filed in Poetry, Rated G, Shaggy Dogs on February 23, 2018)
  • But that’s not important right now… (filed in Rated G on February 1, 2017)
  • You Are Dying to Hear This (filed in Rated PG on May 11, 2016)
  • A Pun Taken to Pharaoh (filed in Rated G on December 3, 2015)
  • Sex Antics (filed in Rated G, Short Snorts on February 12, 2015)
  • The Raisin Couldn’t Achieve Grapeness (filed in Rated PG, Shaggy Puppy on December 26, 2014)
  • Season’s Greetings, said the Salt to the Pepper (filed in Rated G, Shaggy Puppy on December 24, 2014)
  • A Seasonal Feghoot (filed in Puns, Rated G, Shaggy Dogs on December 22, 2014)
  • Just Duckserts (filed in Rated PG, Shaggy Dogs on )
  • If he’d been missing a fifth appendage, they would have gone to a retailer. (filed in Rated G on October 1, 2014)
  • 404: Tile Not Found (filed in Puns, Rated PG, Short Snorts on July 3, 2014)
  • Drinking the Cool Aid (filed in Rated G, Shaggy Dogs on November 27, 2013)
  • First Christmas Joke 2013? (filed in Puns, Rated PG-13 on November 26, 2013)
  • Dublin my Fortune (filed in Rated G, Shaggy Dogs on November 19, 2013)
  • A Knight to Remember (filed in Rated G, Shaggy Dogs on November 18, 2013)
  • Nate Reprised (filed in Rated G, Shaggy Dogs on November 16, 2013)
    • Welcome to the new home of Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots. At least 3057 horrible puns, shaggy dogs, groaners, and feghoots. And a couple of good ones.

      In Defense of Shaggy Dog Stories

      From Whence the Nomenclature Shaggy Dog

      Note: Some of these entries can be a bit on the racy side. And some should probably not be read by the more easily offended. All such posts are tagged "Adult Theme", "Politically Incorrect", or "PG-13" as appropriate.

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