This was from Mike Downes and published on the Groaners listserv. The author is unknown.

A friend of mine was selected to try out for the game show, “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.” He was very nervous and wanted everything just right. While I was trying to fill his head full of useless facts, he fussed about his wardrobe. “These four-in-hands with their tiny knots are so unstylish,” he complained, “Do you know how to do a Windsor knot?”… Read the rest...