This lovely little original is from Marvin Carl Clapp who tells us, “I devised this story many years ago, shortly after reading my first Feghoot. I have waited all these years to publish it simply because I figured that someone else must have thought and told the story somewhere. Having never heard any Spoonerism quite like this tale from any other source, I have decided to send it to you.” Thanks, Marvin

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