This is an old tale, but so exquisite. It was posted by Marie Gibb on the groaners listserv. The author is unknown.

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman, and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching. So, she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.

Two men applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She … Read the rest...