Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots

The Web's Original Shaggy Dog Story Archive

Lowrie Beacham


  • For Those Needing Biblical Interpretation of Current Events (filed in Puns, Rated PG on May 10, 2013)
  • Wisdom for the New Year (filed in Picture Pun, Rated G on January 8, 2013)
  • Al Qaeda Disbands — Unnecessary (filed in Current Events, News, Politically Incorrect on December 29, 2012)
  • A Cowboy Tombstone (filed in Rated PG, Shaggy Puppy on August 23, 2012)
  • Let Me Be Your POSSLQ! (filed in Current Events, Puns, Rated G on April 24, 2012)
  • The Top 31 Things You Will Never Hear a Southern Boy Say (filed in Lists, Rated PG on February 25, 2012)
  • Secrets of Italian Bread (filed in Adult Theme, Puns, Shaggy Puppy on February 8, 2012)
  • Changes in Military Aviation (filed in Politically Incorrect, Puns, Rated PG-13 on March 18, 2011)
  • When a male can’t stand it anymore (filed in Picture Pun, Politically Incorrect on March 16, 2011)
  • Bringing a Smile (filed in Picture Pun, Rated PG on March 15, 2011)
  • A Political Lexus? (filed in Politically Incorrect, Puns, Rated PG, Shaggy Puppy on October 24, 2010)
  • A Matter of Appearances (filed in Politically Incorrect, Rated PG, Shaggy Puppy on July 31, 2010)
  • Irish Alzheimer’s (filed in Rated PG-13, Shaggy Puppy on July 22, 2010)
  • Blondes and Aggies (filed in Rated G on July 16, 2010)
  • Redneck Vacation (filed in Rated PG on July 13, 2010)
  • Tropical Storm (filed in Puns, Rated PG-13 on April 25, 2010)
  • Dead Hobo Reporting Glitch (filed in Politically Incorrect, Shaggy Puppy on )
  • Morning Sex (filed in Rated PG, Shaggy Puppy on )
  • A Tail of Two Aliens (filed in Puns, Rated PG, Shaggy Puppy on April 23, 2010)
  • Toast to the New Year (filed in Puns, Rated G on April 4, 2010)
  • The Lady Lawyer Golfer (filed in Adult Theme, Shaggy Puppy on )
  • Volleyball on the Sands (filed in P.U.N.Y. listserv, Pun Cascade, Rated G on March 28, 2010)
  • The Amish Farmer (filed in Politically Incorrect, Rated PG-13 on March 27, 2010)
  • In Praise of Older Women (filed in Rated PG-13 on )
  • The Oasis (filed in Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Rated G, Shaggy Dogs on August 5, 2007)