This is by Linda Wilkinson (aka Blessing) on alt.callahans.
Blessing is floating near the end of bar, chatting with the marine, when she notices a Mallard enter the bar. The Mallard catches her attention immediately due to its odd colouration. Instead of the standard feather hue, this creature is a light blue with a touch of green. The Mallard hops up on a stool and orders a drink.
“Bill” she whispers to the marine “are my ears playing tricks or … Read the rest...