This was posted by Gabriel Knight (aka John Blair) on alt.callahans.

One day, an elderly woman was walking along the street, coming home from the supermarket. Her bag of groceries was especially heavy that day, and as she passed Nathan Hale’s Used Cars, she got an idea that she could drive herself to the store and save a lot of shoe leather, time and aching muscles. She walks into the car dealership and, as it just so happens, gets the … Read the rest...

I found this posted by Gabriel Knight (aka John Blair) on alt.callahans.

Very early one morning two Brooklyn birds are sitting at the side of a large puddle of oil (courtesy of Exxon Valdez, perhaps?). They see a worm on the other side. So… the one flies over and the other one swims through – which one gets to the worm first?

The one who swam, of course, because “Da oily boid gets da woim.”… Read the rest...

I found this posted on alt.callahans by Gabriel Knight (aka John Blair).

A lion was prancing through the jungle one day, roaring at the top of his voice for all to hear, “I am king of the jungle, for my mighty strength and great prowess strike fear into all other creatures!”

An eagle lands on a nearby tree branch and says, “Not so fast, Leo, buddy!” “For it is I who am the rightful king of the jungle, as my … Read the rest...

This was posted on alt.callahans by Gabriel Knight (aka John Blair).

A friend and I were standing inside a building of a local theme park. We were looking outside, and it was an extremely windy day. The area’s custodian, the one who had the job of sweeping up debris, was a very small woman (4’10”, 90lbs). My friend joked with the lady, telling her that she would have to put heavy rocks in her shoes when she went outside to … Read the rest...