From Joe Thompson on alt.callahans. This is a new variant on an old pun about a certain compass company.

Well, in the country you get to know an area pretty well after you live there a while. Newcomers always buy maps but you don’t really need a map after a couple of years, just an idea of a couple of main roads and a good sense of direction.

Even among the old-timers there’s always the one who’s the old-timer, who … Read the rest...