All posts tagged Jim L. Ryan

Computer Puns

By Daryl Konopka and Jim L. Ryan

Daryl Konopka, spouse of a good friend and a software engineer at Dell came home with “What do you call it when I am standing at the urinal and talking?”

Answer: Voice over IP

Jim Ryan of the local Macintosh User Group reports the following spontaneous Mac puns.

Just now I was chatting with Hugh Sparks, a retired professor of music from UT who has become a recent friend, and I mentioned that … Read the rest...

The New Congregant

The original is from Phill Rock on the groaners listserv. Several folks provided addendums to this tale

A man enters the confessional and says to the Irish Priest, “Father, it has been one month since my last confession. I have had sex with Fannie Green every week for the last month.”

The priest tells the sinner, “You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary’s.”

Soon, another man enters the confessional. “Father, it has been two months since my … Read the rest...