This was forwarded by my boss, Jim Kehrer, who indicated it is my type of joke.

The Lone Ranger and Tonto are camping in the desert, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, The Lone Ranger wakes his faithful friend.

“Tonto, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”

Tonto replies, “Me see millions of stars.”

“What does that tell you?” ask The Lone Ranger.

Tonto ponders for a minute.

“Astronomically speaking, it tells … Read the rest...