Recycled Humor posted by Jai Rose on alt.calahans.
She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candlelight, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of chardonnay.
When she had finished, she … Read the rest...
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Back in the time of the Samurai, there was a powerful emperor who needed a new head Samurai. So, he sent out a declaration throughout the country that he was searching for one.
A year passed and only 3 people showed up: a Japanese Samurai, a Chinese Samurai and a Jewish Samurai. The emperor asked the Japanese Samurai to come in and demonstrate why he should … Read the rest...
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This was posted by Jai Rose on alt.callahans.
Long ago lived a seaman named Captain Bravo. He was a manly man’s man, who showed no fear in facing his enemies.
One day, while sailing the seven seas, a look-out spotted a pirate ship and the crew became frantic. Captain Bravo bellowed, “Bring me my Red Shirt.”
The First Mate quickly retrieved the captain’s red shirt and while wearing the bright frock he led his mates into battle and defeated the … Read the rest...
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