All posts tagged J. Nile Barnes

Philosophical one-liners

 From J. Nile Barnes.

• For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
• Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
• Corduroy pillows: They’re making headlines!
• I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol
• I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
• Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm
• Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines
• Early bird gets the worm, but … Read the rest...