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In Defense of Shaggy Dog Stories
From Whence the Nomenclature Shaggy Dog
Note: Some of these entries can be a bit on the racy side. And some should probably not be read by the more easily offended. All such posts are tagged "Adult Theme", "Politically Incorrect", or "PG-13" as appropriate.
From J. Nile Barnes.
• For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
• Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
• Corduroy pillows: They’re making headlines!
• I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol
• I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
• Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm
• Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines
• Early bird gets the worm, but … Read the rest...
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