I got this from Heather Kliner who received it from Carrie McKinley. I also received it from Scarlett and others.

There was this guy and he had a girlfriend named Lorraine, who was very pretty and he liked her a lot. One day he arrived at his job to find a new girl had started to work in the office. Her name was Clearly and she was absolutely gorgeous. He became quite besotted with her and after a time it … Read the rest...